“Falkor, let’s try this place,” says Gizzard.
“O.K.” says me.
. . .
Nooo! Wrong monkey! Wrong monkey!
Horrible screaming monkey!
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Speaking of monkey meat, (but not of little birdies’ feet) – you may already be aware that the currently most accepted scientific hypothesis for AIDS is that the virus entered the human population in Africa when people there consumed “bush meat” of the primate persuasion.
AIDS was God’s punishment for gay human simian sex, though I suppose the human could have eaten the monkey after forcing gay sodomy on the poor monkey.
Them’s fightin’ words! You’ve sullied my reputation, Sirs!I am NOT that kind of Monkey.—The Monkey
Not just monkeys—what about the line cooks from the planet Zelnarm?!
Yeah. They smell funny, and tend to overcook the fish, but at least they show up for work every day.