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Everybody’s Got Something to Hide, Spot

September 6, 2006

Bazooka Joe 21

“Falkor, let’s try this place,” says Gizzard.

“O.K.” says me.

. . .

Nooo! Wrong monkey! Wrong monkey!

Horrible screaming monkey!

[Image cross-posted at Stump Lane but with different post content.]

5 Comments leave one →
  1. mistah charley, ph.d. permalink
    September 6, 2006 7:47 AM

    Speaking of monkey meat, (but not of little birdies’ feet) – you may already be aware that the currently most accepted scientific hypothesis for AIDS is that the virus entered the human population in Africa when people there consumed “bush meat” of the primate persuasion.

  2. astrid permalink
    September 6, 2006 5:10 PM

    AIDS was God’s punishment for gay human simian sex, though I suppose the human could have eaten the monkey after forcing gay sodomy on the poor monkey.

  3. Montag permalink
    September 6, 2006 9:44 PM

    Them’s fightin’ words! You’ve sullied my reputation, Sirs!I am NOT that kind of Monkey.—The Monkey

  4. Ken from Ken's Kitchen permalink
    September 8, 2006 1:40 PM

    Not just monkeys—what about the line cooks from the planet Zelnarm?!

  5. Montag permalink
    September 8, 2006 2:09 PM

    Yeah. They smell funny, and tend to overcook the fish, but at least they show up for work every day.

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