Deer Mr. Congressperson & Ms. Senators,

Does you think OFFAL lacks either the colossal wrecking balls of recklessness, or the sublime stubidity of dumbnessness required to carry out that-which-iz-implied in thist artickle?

No?

Well, I told you to fucking do something about it. MOAR THAN ONCE.

Sincerely,
Your Constituent Montag

[The Poor Man made me do it.]