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Heroin Users Rejoice!

September 2, 2006

A big price drop is on the way!

KABUL, Afghanistan –
Afghanistan’s world-leading opium cultivation rose a “staggering” 60 percent this year, the U.N. anti-drugs chief announced Saturday in urging the government to crack down on big traffickers and remove corrupt officials and police.

The record crop yielded 6,100 tons of opium, or enough to make 610 tons of heroin — outstripping the demand of the world’s heroin users by a third, according to U.N. figures.

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    astrid permalink
    September 4, 2006 1:34 AM

    Does this mean heroin chic is gonna make a come back? Such bountiful supplies obviously calls for more demand.

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    Montag permalink
    September 4, 2006 9:29 PM

    Next Friday: Heroine Pie!

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    Dick Cheney permalink
    September 5, 2006 4:15 PM

    I want the “D” that killed Bruce Lee!

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