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Gang Activity: Mort Rationalizes His Support of the War

August 9, 2006

Bazooka Joe 19“How do I justify ceding the responsibility of my War Powers and enabling this President to be The Decider on using force to invade and— with no end in sight, it seems —occupy Iraq? I mean, things are getting pretty ugly over there.”

[A lightbulb moment.]

Democracy! [Stack of books.]

All Fixed! [Turns and walks away.]

Of course, it’s kinda hard to read the books when there’s a fucked up crooked war sitting on top of ’em.

One Comment
  1. August 9, 2006 3:01 PM

    Just have someone write up a daily memo about the books…then ignore it.

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