Bazooka Joe AND HIS GANG

“Gang” activity.

Yes! Bazooka is available again. Was it ever not? It seemed like it wasn’t around anywhere for a while there. I love that rock-hard, short-lived flavored, sticky-as-hell if you pop one on your face bubblegum. But that’s just nostalgia fuckin’ with me, I guess.

Activity: reformulate the joke in your own way. Your Montag will of course take the snarky political commentary route…

“I’ll toss this coin — Heads we enrich our corporate overlords… Tails we pander to our social-conservative base. If it stands on edge, we raise the minimum wage, provide universal primary healthcare, and enforce safety and environmental regulations.”