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It's All About Honor

February 17, 2006

Schismism’s Alternate Headlines
1. Hidden history of US germ testing — In the Past, Pacifists Weren’t Treasonous: Served Country by Being Exposed to Biological Weapons
2. Judge Orders Action on Spying Documents — Radical Activist Judge Attempts to Prop Up Rule of Ineffective Antiquated Law
3. Abu Ghraib leaked report reveals full extent of abuse — Irresponsible Unauthorized Leaks Lead to Overblown Perception of Abu Ghraib Shenanigans
4. Additional $65 billion requested for Afghan, Iraq wars — Freedom Isn’t Free! You Wouldn’t Settle for Regular Unleaded Freedom in Your SUV, Would You? Super Unleaded Freedom for the Mid-East!
5. Mudslide Buries Philippine Village — Tragedy in Philippines: 1500 Missing

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3 Comments
  1. February 17, 2006 10:16 PM

    · 1,325 images of suspected detainee abuse
    · 93 video files of suspected detainee abuse
    · 660 images of adult pornography
    · 546 images of suspected dead Iraqi detainees
    · 29 images of soldiers in simulated sexual acts
    * and a partridge in a pear tree.

    I’m going to vomit now.

  2. February 19, 2006 10:09 PM

    I haven’t been following any major news outlets closely, but my general sense is that the release of new photos and information from inside Abu Ghraib isn’t generating a lot of reaction – is this because the U.S. government isn’t really commenting, possibly trying to defuse the situation by depriving a press-release-dependent “media” of any “hard information” (read: prepared quotes from Bush)?

  3. February 21, 2006 7:56 AM

    White House does “something.”
    Press reports on “something.”
    WH gets pissy about how irresponsible it was to report on “something.”
    Press gets trigger-shy about reporting on “anything” for fear of clowns the WH.

    Having the WH pissed off at you is a problem especially when you’re a press-release-dependent “media” member afraid you might not get you’re official spin “hard information” before deadline.

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