From the Annals of "Don’t Tase Me, Bro!"

Celebrity bashing website, What Would Tyler Durden Do? takes a moment away from bashing celebrities to bring us the latest news in police taser use:

FUN WITH TAZERS – Police in Merced, CA. used a stun gun on a man with no legs in a wheelchair. Twice. Then his pants fell down as they handcuffed him on the ground, and they left him that way in broad daylight. Then he sat in jail for 6 days, then was released for lack of evidence. Why would they do all this? Probably because the guy was an asshole. … (ap) — [WWTDD]

Also, have some Wednesday morning defeatism with your coffee:

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