GG090709: S.B.D. (Silent But Deadly) Holocene Extinction Event

The Odoriferous Zephyr at the End of the World: …the worst that could really happen is that anthropogenic global warming could throw the planet’s pH balance into chaos, as the combination of CO2-choked skies and anoxic oceans release the mother of all mass-extinction farts into the atmosphere, a killing joke we could never recover from. — Thanks to Our Fossil Fuel Addiction, We May Be Setting Ourselves Up for a Catastrophic Natural Event —