Out of Bounds

“The dilemma we face is how do we obtain the energy that we need to grow our economy,” worries the concerned businessman.

“The dilemma [we face] is how do we obtain the energy that we need to grow our econom[y] in a way that is not rapidly accelerating climate change,” says someone who may-or-may-not-be the president of the united states, making the reasonable counterargument.

“The dilemma we face is how do we alter our economy so that it doesn’t consume such obscene amounts of energy,” posits a discordian thinker.

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“BUAHAHAHAHAHA HEH! LOL/ROTFLMAO/WTF?!” guffaws the belly-laugh of bipartisanship.