OFFICIAL COUNCIL DIRECTIVE CD-44001
February 10, 2009
RE: SIGNAGE
AS PART OF THE BROAD EFFORT TO TRANSFORM PUBLIC PERCEPTIONS OF THE COUNCIL AND ITS ENDEAVORS, ALL SIGNAGE RELATING TO PAN-VIGILANCE INITIATIVES SHALL BE REPLACED IMMEDIATELY. [CITIZENS ARE LESS RESISTANT TO A KINDLY GRANDPA THAN A STERN FATHER OR DOMINEERING “ELDER BROTHER.”]
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Stump Lane 
Someone, and I can’t seem to find who, said “if you want a taste of a police state, live in a small, close knit town where everyone knows your business”…
YOU OBVIOUSLY HOLD A REACTIONARY NOSTALGIA FOR SOME SORT OF IDEALIZED MODEL OF ANARCHIC SELF GOVERNANCE. BASED IN WHAT— SHAME? THE DOGBODIES HAVE NO SHAME! WHERE DO THE CONCERNS OF CAPITAL FIT INTO YOUR QUAINT “CLOSE KNIT TOWN” SCENARIO?
TAKE, HEED, MR. BILL, OLD BLUE WILL BE KEEPING AN EXTRA VIGILANT EYE ON YOU NOW! TAKE HEED!