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Doing the People's Work

March 26, 2008

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, steroids in Major League Baseball is an abscess on the ass of America. I know. But did Roger Clemens lie to congress? And did Roger Clemens have an abscess on his ass? Who will answer these questions?

The report . . . addresses issues such as whether Clemens attended a party at then-teammate Jose Canseco’s house in 1998; information about injections of vitamin B-12; and whether Clemens developed an abscess on his buttocks.
[ Republican Issues Report Questioning Whether Roger Clemens Lied]

Congress and the FBI will get to the bottom of it. (See what I did there?)

There Will Be Awesome.

PS: The president does the people’s work, too. You have probably seen the picture of him warmly greeting the Easter rabbit the other day at the White House. This wasn’t the first meeting the two have had. Stump Lane has this exclusive photo. Pretty sure the bunny is metaphor for something though I’m not sure what.

  1. March 26, 2008 11:54 AM

    teh. awesome.

  2. March 26, 2008 12:22 PM

    teh, indeed.

  3. March 26, 2008 1:18 PM

    How about a one way ticket to Gitmo for people who don’t RSVP?
    Non-attendance at parties – he just must have something more to hide.

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