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Make Love, Not War… A High Crime

March 12, 2008

JUST FOR THE RECORD, under the right conditions, (i.e. if your political enemies are powerful enough,) fucking is an impeachable offense.* War and torture? It seems they are not.

You may have already heard that a new Pentagon study of 600,000 Iraqi documents coming out this week will continue in the United States’ tradition of EPIC FAIL in uncovering the document in which Saddam Hussein ordered the 9-11 attacks on the World Trade Center and Pentagon. Or that there was any operational link between the Iraq and the al Qaeda, (bin Laden-type,) whatsoever.

But still, absence of evidence is not evidence of absence, right?

Spiderman Failing to climb a wall
Wrong.

Absence of evidence may not be definitive proof of absence, but it most certainly is evidence of absence. It’s the only kind of evidence of absence you can have, really. And you know what? In this case, there has been an absence of evidence ALL ALONG. From the start.

This was a lie:

[Emphasis added.] …acting pursuant to the Constitution and Public Law 107-243 [Authorization for Use of Military Force Against Iraq Resolution of 2002] is consistent with the United States and other countries continuing to take the necessary actions against international terrorists and terrorist organizations, including those nations, organizations, or persons who planned, authorized, committed, or aided the terrorist attacks that occurred on September 11, 2001.
[White House: Presidential Letter]

Remember all those great Bazooka Joe rewrites?

No? Look here, here and here.

The result? Bush Tied to Child Prostitution – Resignation or Impeachment Expected!

To recap: Lies, war and torture? All in a day’s work. Fucking a high-priced prostitute? A fantastic way to take down a political rival if you can pull it off.

Is this paradox a symptom of a system that one can “work within” to “incrementally” effect change? Or can we rightfully call it Disaster?

[H/T: Monkeys for Helping for “Spider-Fail”]

*If the charge is money laundering, then yeah, that is pretty bad. But what do I care? I don’t live in New York. Yankees Suck!

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9 Comments
  1. March 12, 2008 10:37 AM

    You want to read something funny?

    Profiles in Outright Idiocy

  2. March 12, 2008 10:41 AM

    Nice template change. There must be something in the air…the past few blogs I’ve visited have decided to redecorate.

  3. March 12, 2008 10:58 AM

    Changing the template: a blogger’s medicine for writers block.

  4. March 12, 2008 11:15 AM

    Frederick, I wonder if it was less “idiocy,” than just taking the rubes it was written for for “idiots.” Kinda like McCain harping on Obama for the al Qaeda in Iraq thing. al Qaeda is nothing but a brand-name for the bogeyman. And this is a dead horse, but the fuckers still insist that it wont die.

  5. March 12, 2008 1:34 PM

    Melanie Phillips found Saddam’s WMD months ago. They were in the other countries we’d like to bomb all along. Funny that.

    A fucking disaster all round.

  6. el serracho permalink
    March 12, 2008 2:30 PM

    well done post:

    concise
    clever
    factual
    intelligent

    you will never fit in at area 51

  7. March 12, 2008 8:50 PM

    Spiderfail is so effin zen. I’ve been staring at it all day long.

  8. March 13, 2008 1:09 AM

    Michael: very funny that, when you consider the authorization to use force congress gave includes something to the effect of ‘continuing threat from Iraq’s weapons…’ so even though there’s no more Saddam, or Iraq…

    el serracho: You’re probably right. I can do irreverent, but my image manipulation skills are weak.

    agi: I know what you mean. I’ve been watching that thing for days.

  9. mistah charley, ph.d. permalink
    March 21, 2008 8:34 AM

    my neck hurts just looking at it

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