FRIDAY PIE BLOG: Pie ’08!

If elected, Constitutional Amendment Pie will fix the Constitution so that it will more clearly reflect True American Values. Then that ol’ Constitution will be the bestest, most constitutiony constitution a constitution could be!

How will Constitutional Amendment Pie fix that ol’ constitution? Let’s see here… hmm… ok, here it is:

The Congress, whenever two thirds of both Houses shall deem it necessary, shall propose Amendments to this Constitution, or, on the Application of the Legislatures of two thirds of the several States, shall call a Convention for proposing Amendments, which, in either Case, shall be valid to all Intents and Purposes, as Part of this Constitution, when ratified by the Legislatures of three fourths of the several States, or by Conventions in three fourths thereof, as the one or the other Mode of Ratification may be proposed by the Congress …

Ok… so… uhh… Constitutional Amendment Pie will “try.”