Pope Attacks Mexico City Politicians

SAO PAULO, BRAZIL — Pope Supremicus Magnifium Increate the Worldstomping touched down in Brazil Wednesday, where he expressed disdain for Mexico City politicians who voted to legalize abortion. When asked if they should be considered excommunicated, he told I Miss Fafblog, Spot! that “perhaps excommunication isn’t enough,” and cited something he called The Missile Principle. He went on to suggest that if the pilot program in Mexico was successful, the church would most certainly attempt to replicate it elsewhere. Then he laughed maniacally, bringing to an end the most unsettling Q & A this reporter has ever been a part of.