Me and My Shadow

WASHINGTON — Understandably, some Americans are concerned about Democratic Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi’s shadow presidency. However, high level Democrats have assured I Miss Fafblog, Spot! that Pelosi’s presidency is, for all intents and purposes, pretty much the same as George Bush’s— only darker, and foreshortened, and flat on the ground.

Anonymous insiders warn that people perhaps aren’t concerned enough about Senator Barbara Boxer’s (D-CA) shadow boxing presidency. “Just saying,” one anonymous insider added.