MAD-LIBS

Don’t Ask and Don’t Tell General Pace!

So it isn’t exactly like “The Worlds Greatest Word Game,” but it’s vaguely similar!

“I believe that [behavior deemed by some to be immoral] between [individuals/particular groups] are/is immoral and that we should not condone immoral acts. I do not believe that the armed forces of the United States are well served by saying through our policies that it’s OK to be immoral in any way.”

“As an individual, I would not want acceptance of [same behavior deemed by some to be immoral] to be our policy, just like I would not want it to be our policy that if we were to find out that so-and-so was [other behavior deemed by some to be immoral], that we would just look the other way, which we do not. We prosecute that kind of immoral behavior.”

BONUS ROUND: Replace “the armed forces of the United States” with [authoritative societal institution] for hours of added fun: fun with fallacious, if not outright hypocritical, moral arguments!