Whirled Piece

1. Breaking: Double the Troops in “Surge” (Updated) — Ok. Some of the cut and run withdrawal proposals are not as comprehensive as the politicians say, because they talk of pulling out “combat troops,” not necessarily “support troops;” yet, the “surge” is double what the politicians say because they only accounted for “combat troops” and not the “support troops” that go along with them. — Conclusions: a) Politicians are dishonest. b) Support troops get one way tickets to Iraq.
2. Al Gore Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize — Yes! The man who saved us from ourselves; and from global warming!
3. Global warming man-made, will continue — What?! So Al Gore ain’t done shit, yet! I take back what I said before. —