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Gang Activity: Joe Cowers Fastidious in the Presence of the One Guy Who Can Declare Him an Enemy Combatant, Disregard Habeas Corpus and Detain and Torture Him Indefinitely

October 4, 2006

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Bazooka Joe 17“I think I’m going to flunk my history test today on account of sickness.”

“You’re sick?”

“No, but the fellow I copy from is home with a cold!”

YOU: What the fuck, Montag, that’s the same as the original. You didn’t change shit!

ME: Well, yeah. I’m cowering fastidious, myself. Fuck, did you read my fucking fortune?! Are You an ‘Unlawful Combatant’?
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  1. October 4, 2006 10:05 PM

    So did you blow bubbles with your Bazooka gum?

    Regarding your fortune, you don’t have plans to fly somewhere in the near future, do you?

  2. October 5, 2006 10:45 AM

    Sure, but it’s risky, though. It’s still that old-school sticky shit. If you pop a bubble and on your face, you’ll be all day trying to get it off.

  3. October 5, 2006 1:45 PM

    Oh, yeah. No I wasn’t planning on flying anywhere. But I put on clean underwear this morning in case I get renditioned.

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