This Is the Greatest and Best Blog In the World (Tribute)
August 24, 2006
I’m Falkor! You are not Falkor. What? Look closer? Say, you were Falkor all along, Spot!
Here is Gizzard. “Gizzard demands quarter! And tribute!” says Gizzard. Gizzard was born mad slippy, Spot.
19 Quart Lobster Pot is an inanimate fetish, which confers superior knowledge from beyond space and time to a chosen few devotees. To your limited perception, it appears to be just another 19 Quart Lobster Pot. To your limited perception, Spot.
The events and characters depicted in this bloggoplay are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living, dead or bloginary, is purely coincidental, Spot. (Or is it intentional? I always forget how that goes.)
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Stump Lane 
Does it matter whether you boil the water in the lobster pot, then add the lobster, or add the lobster to the cold water and then boil it?Does the size of the lobsters have any influence on your method of choice?There was a riddle among Atlantic Canadian schoolchildren:“He wears his green coat when he’s under the sea,But he turns up in red when at dinner with me.”Who is he? [It ought to be easy, with all the hints you already have].
A study (yes!) showed that it is most humane to drop the lobsters head-first into already boiling water. This method resulted in the fewest number of “tail flips” (apparently an indication of lobster suffering.)