Conversations About Sports

MRS. MONTAG: Do you think they should even bother having pre-season football?

ME: Um, no . . . Or . . . I don’t know . . . What does Belichick have to say about it?

MRS. MONTAG: He seems to think it’s valuable.

ME: So, yes.

MRS. MONTAG: You sound like one of those “Belichick For President” people.

ME: No. I don’t think he should be President.

MRS. MONTAG: . . .

ME: His job is way too important to quit and become President.