Me Love You Too Much
ENTRENCHED POLITICAL LEADER: Hey, baby, you got girlfriend Congress?
FINANCIALLY EMPOWERED FUNDRAISER: Not just this minute.
LEADER: Well, baby, me so horny. Me so horny. Me love you long time. You party?
FUNDRAISER: Yeah, we might party. How much?
LEADER: 2.4 million dolla.
FUNDRAISER: 2.4 million dollars for both of us?
LEADER: No. Each you 2.4 million dolla. Me love you long time. Me so horny.
FUNDRAISER: 12,600 dollar too boo-coo. 4,200 dollars each.
LEADER: Me suckee-suckee. Me love you too much.
FUNDRAISER: 4,200 dollars is all my mom allows me to spend.
LEADER: Okay! Million dolla each.
FUNDRAISER: What do we get for a million dollars?
LEADER: Everything you want.
FUNDRAISER: Well, old buddy, feel like spending some of your hard-earned money?