Me Love You Too Much

ENTRENCHED POLITICAL LEADER: Hey, baby, you got girlfriend Congress?

FINANCIALLY EMPOWERED FUNDRAISER: Not just this minute.

LEADER: Well, baby, me so horny. Me so horny. Me love you long time. You party?

FUNDRAISER: Yeah, we might party. How much?

LEADER: 2.4 million dolla.

FUNDRAISER: 2.4 million dollars for both of us?

LEADER: No. Each you 2.4 million dolla. Me love you long time. Me so horny.

FUNDRAISER: 12,600 dollar too boo-coo. 4,200 dollars each.

LEADER: Me suckee-suckee. Me love you too much.

FUNDRAISER: 4,200 dollars is all my mom allows me to spend.

LEADER: Okay! Million dolla each.

FUNDRAISER: What do we get for a million dollars?

LEADER: Everything you want.

FUNDRAISER: Everything?

LEADER: Everything.

FUNDRAISER: Well, old buddy, feel like spending some of your hard-earned money?

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See also: Full Metal Jacket