I'm Mighty Tighty Whitey and I'm Smugglin Plums

1. Global warming reaches ‘tipping point’ – report — [Yawn.] This story is so last Tuesday.
2. Renowned Bird Flu Expert Warns: Be Prepared — 50% chance it “learns” how to go human to human.
3. Should campaign-finance laws apply to blogs? — Of course not. Don’t be ridiculous.
4. House approves $91.9 bln for wars, Gulf Coast — Where were you, Tom Allen, with your amendment? [More later.]
5. Justice Dept. OKs New Orleans Election Plan — There will be no remote polling places outside LA.
6. Cheerleading: a sport in crisis — Mommas don’t let your daughters grow up to be cheerleaders.
7. An image. —