Stump Lane

Yeah, sure. Christopher Columbus “discovered” America. And Thanksgiving commemorates that first lovely dinner between the “Indians” who brought the maize and the “Pilgrims” who whipped up the rest of the meal on their gas range. The subsequent “successful genocide of the aboriginal population of North America” aside, enjoy gathering with loved ones, and gorging on poultry, pie, and “yummy alcoholic beverages.” [This post contains both cited and un-cited plagiarism.] —