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In Case of Electoral Defeat

January 19, 2010

PROGRESSIVES, we can say this because we used to be one, are bracing today for the potential loss of Ted Kennedy’s senate seat in a nuclear republican attack on the democrat’s super-majority that could result in the revocation of democrat carte blanche to save the world, the loss of which will usher in a new era of republican obstructionism and the collapse of civilization.

Progressives, and we can say this because we used to be one, are nothing if not prepared: What if Scott Brown wins today in Massachusetts?
What to do in case of nuclear attack
Image: Make

[Idea credit: Frederick UPDATE! Frederick provides the appropriate visual aid.]

5 Comments leave one →
  1. Chicken Hammer's avatar
    January 19, 2010 1:27 PM

    You’ve got a funny way of explaining things. I think I like it!

  2. Randal Graves's avatar
    January 20, 2010 3:14 PM

    Heh heh. I remember back in grade school in the 80s having a nuclear attack drill where we were to line up against the wall of the credit union to make sure everyone was present.

    • Montag's avatar
      January 21, 2010 11:23 AM

      nowadays the kids are subjected to school lock-downs at the first sign of any disturbance. just like prison!

      oh for the days when fiery nuclear annihilation was the worst we could hope for!

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