Segues are Cheesy

As I segue from vacation back to real life, Your Montag is in a miserable mood. Ergo, no good news today. All you get from me are segues…
CNOOC shareholders veto proposal on acquisitions — There is a giant Chess game being played over Oil Control. China’s playing. What about US?
Iraq Oil Minister Resigns Under Pressure — So we’ve installed our guy as Iraq’s Oil Minister. If, I cynically say, the war was only about Oil, we could just about say, “Mission accomplished,” now. But if it’s about more than oil, we mush have a ways to go in reconstruction, right?
Iraq must rebuild itself after £10bn fund is exhausted — Oh. Things must be looking pretty good over there, then; unless, I cynically say, the war was more about Oil…
Mortar attack in Iraq destroys family — Ok, so all bets are off about the reason for the war. Besides Iraq reconstruction— I mean Pottery Barn doesn’t really have that break it-buy it rule after all, right? —where else are we spending less in ’06?
U.S. Research Budget Worries Scientists — At least the military and space related programs still get funding! Any other news on OFFAL‘s priorities?
Bush Defends Spying Program As ‘Necessary’ to Protect U.S. — Am I saying that protecting US is a serious priority? Or am I hinting at some other priority?
Mondo Washington — Gee things don’t look good out there. Will we be able to bring these things to bear in the mid-term elections, you know to make some positive changes?
The War on Immigrants — Of course not. —