This is Not a Christmas Tree

Shock and Awe

No, this is not a Christmas tree. It is the shock and awe of a thousand flying sleighs diving down out of the sky, runners white-hot from the friction of re-entry, and out of the smoke of battle as the War on Christmas rages on. Once again, through overwhelming force, the pagans, secularists, anti-consumerists, and non-Christian observers of other holidays will be vanquished and sent away for another year.