News 9-22-2005

As the “monstrous” Rita bears down on Texas, here is some fluff:
Recruits Sought for Porn Squad — Lenny Bruce is Not Afraid (Volume 4080)
Bush’s Booze Crisis — The First Lady was shocked and shouted: “Stop George!” . . . “Laura gave him an ultimatum before, ‘It’s Jim Beam or me.’ She doesn’t want to replay that nightmare…”
Williams confirms Button release — The Williams team has confirmed that it has freed Jenson Button to drive for his team of choice, BAR-Honda, for 2006 and beyond. — …mercifully bringing “Buttongate” to an end. —